Mary Panza is back with her first, albeit a week late, post-vacation Housewife Tuesday packed with tales from Cape Cod, coffee, and catching up with TV.
Mary Panza doesn’t like the outdoors without a lot of bug spray and cocktails. In this edition of Housewife Tuesday, Mary lets you know why.
Capri’s mother (Capri senior) had one of the best quotes I have ever heard, “TV, what else is there?” I have to agree. I’m no intellectual. The days of thinking
By the time you are reading this I hope to be suffering a massive hangover from giant shots of tequila. I’ve decided to kick it old school. I am deciding
In honor of me living so long (as I will be 45 next week), my sister will be telling the story: May 23rd, 1968 (the feast of the Assenection) was
I have never been on the receiving end of jealously before. It feels like shit. I want to start out by saying if I have ever made anyone of you feel
A long standing tradition in my family is the birth story. Everybody has one. On Monday, my girl turns seven. Here is her story as told by me, her mother:
I am fortunate in many ways. I have a healthy kid, a good face, a house, a car and a job. I am very fortunate. I use the word fortunate
So the crazy has been out of her cage for about a week. Why? The sad truth is that nothing is wrong. Capri always tells me to be careful talking about
Let me lay this out for you: I never routed for the princess. I always thought that they were like the girls in Catholic School that acted dumb or helpless to
It is no joke that I am clearly not right in the head. With that said, here it is: I will not name names, situations or events leading up to what
So here I am. Flooded basement lost my fight with the stupid ass’ that installed my new heating system, New Year, no man, and I’m still fat. I am in a
